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The Bloomsberg postal office was a quaint two-storey building on the edge of a miner’s town. It lay on the east side of the Star Dance River and Blue Mountains, and was the last post office until one reached the village on the edge of the Ridges, another mountain range that was a three week’s ride away.
The arrival of a deliveryman in Bloomsberg was therefore rare enough that when Jeri’s decades-old wagon pulled into the post office, the manager came out to greet him.
“I wasn’t aware we were due for a bag of old bones today,” the manager called as Jeri slowly lowered himself to the hardpacked ground. He waved away the owner’s helping hand but accepted her familiar hug.
“Word is you retired,” the manager said, giving Jeri a grin that showed all her potion-stained teeth. “Couldn’t stay away from an office even for a week, huh?”
“Oh, don’t worry, I’m not here for any official delivering,” Jeri replied, “Just here to say goodbye as part of my own retirement delivery trip.”
“Retirement delivery trip, eh? Where’s it end?”
“The Ridges.”
“And is there a package?”
“Of course.”
The manager looked over Jeri’s wagon once again and saw nothing more than the supplies of a standard traveller. There weren’t even any of the protective gemstones that most deliverymen refused to travel without, though the manager knew Jeri had survived this route many times during the latter half of his career.
“So, what’s the package?”
Jeri’s face transformed into a roadmap of wrinkles as he smiled.
“Me.”
Then
“You sure you’ll be alright with this package?” the employee at the Bloomsberg post office asks Jeri. He stares at Jeri’s rather simple wagon with raised eyebrows as Jeri glances over his supplies one last time. The package in question blinks up at them from where he’s tucked into a nest of blankets beneath the muddy brown awning that covers the back of the wagon.
“Uh, yeah?” Jeri says, and finally looks at the employee for longer than three seconds. Jeri doesn’t recognize the employee which must mean he’s new. That would explain all the hovering and uncertainty. “You said I was specifically requested for this delivery, didn’t you?”
“Well, I said that the package’s grandfather is very concerned about him getting safely to the Ridges and his brother, so they specifically asked for a deliveryman with as perfect a record as possible.”
The employee says all this with a judgmental glance at Jeri’s protruding belly.
“Right,” Jeri says, and slaps the employee on the shoulder. “And as I’m sure you can see on your cute little clipboard there, my record is flawless.”
His record is in fact flawless when it comes to end results, and the record proves Jeri has done these types of deliveryman-turned-escort deliveries before.
Still, the wagon rocks on its wheels when Jeri climbs aboard, and the employee clutches his clipboard a little tighter.
“Cool, so that’s it?” Jeri says, and lifts the reins.
“Um yes–no! Here, the package details.”
The employee hands over the scroll that lists all the standard details like where the package was first received and the end destination, but also the package’s name, age, likes, special qualities, and so on.
Jeri shoves the scroll into the waistband of his trousers and leaves Bloomsberg without a backward glance.
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